The Big Issue has just published My Highs, My Lows – a light-hearted look at my life-long relationship with a certain cold chocolate beverage.

Here’s how it starts:

I blame my older brothers for teaching me.

I blame my parents for allowing me.

I blame my wife for turning a blind eye.

I blame my children for continuing the tradition.

I do not blame myself for my own weakness.

I blame the chocolate beverage company.

I blame the dairy farmers and cocoa plantations.

I blame the cows.

 

Full story in The Big Issue #585, (18 April to 2 May 2019) available from your local vendor.