The Big Issue has just published My Highs, My Lows – a light-hearted look at my life-long relationship with a certain cold chocolate beverage.
Here’s how it starts:
I blame my older brothers for teaching me.
I blame my parents for allowing me.
I blame my wife for turning a blind eye.
I blame my children for continuing the tradition.
I do not blame myself for my own weakness.
I blame the chocolate beverage company.
I blame the dairy farmers and cocoa plantations.
I blame the cows.
Full story in The Big Issue #585, (18 April to 2 May 2019) available from your local vendor.